John Howard Panders To The Wealthy And Alienates The Poor

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Electoral data, just released, shows that corporations and wealthy benefactors have donated enormous amounts of money to the main Australian political parties.
In the light of these figures being released to the public, King Johnny’s government is introducing new legislation that will cloak future donations with a veil of secrecy and at the same time place limitations on the poorer class individual’s ability to cast a vote.

Michelle's 26 Foot Turd Record, All Poo

A new article has been posted at: Erly Pro - Michelle's 26 Foot Turd Record, All Poo
Michelle Hines, an artist of sorts, has claimed a world record for producing a single extruded excrement measuring 26 feet in length
One of the reasons for attempting to create such a record was to draw attention to her new found art form, i.e. the art of shitting.